Is it just me, or do you also think about how when you get old, you can do amazing things? And I'm talking really old, so I'd better lose some weight and get some sleep. For instance, I can see myself becoming a really cool old lady actress. Movies must need really cool old ladies for something -- like portraying really old ladies -- and I can't imagine having a career in Hollywood and then wanting to see myself as wicked old on the big screen. Since I've never been on the big screen . . . no problem. It's all gravy. Another thing I think I'll be really good at, and it's quite a valuable skill as well, is being able to decipher handwriting. I just saw this meme and it reminded me of my living as Rosetta Stone desires. Or saying whateverthefuck I want. I'm pretty damn close to that now, but still, there are some things that I just wouldn't say. Someday, though, all bets will be off! You have been warned.
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- Other Apps
I got this little app called My Talking Pet and I can't stop playing with it. My daughters have told me in no uncertain terms to stop texting them movies of their beloved pets talking. That such a practice is disrespectful and gross. I cordially disagree. This here is comedy gold.* *Especially if your family often quotes the Beatles-like vultures in the original Jungle Book movie.