It just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
Have you seen the fashion world’s new guilt-free fur source, the nutria? Once worn by such luminaries as Greta Garbo and Liz Taylor, it’s enjoying a resurgence due to rebranding.
The nutria, commonly known as a swamp rat, is now the poster pest of misguided efforts to square man’s use of his world with its jealous and cruel goddess, Gaia. Check out the Righteous Fur logo:
*ROUS: Rodents of Unusual Size