“I am unshaven and have been in my pajamas all day.”
“I am putting on a bra and going to the library.”
“Happy Anniversary, Darling.”
“Happy Anniversary, Dear.”
This is not a staged representation of the lifestyles of the relatively well-off and totally obscure, but an accurate portrayal of an actual encounter on the stairs today. This is why we work: We are both terribly exciting people and sparkling conversationalists, and we each expect the same from our significant other.