First the fly invasion, then the chickens cavorting with wild animals. What’s next? Boiling seas?
Since I’m not into human sacrifice, and given that the temperature will exceed 90°F for the next four days in a row, I tell you where I’ll be ending my days: sequestered in the East Wing with the quieter, more efficient AC, my books, and all the wine I can drink! Who knows? Maybe I’ll even let the rest of my family join me.
If I can get a good wireless signal up there, I may never leave.
Note to self: Must bring pepperoni and cheese. And toothbrush.
Stay cool, friends.
Stay cool, friends.
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What about the army of frogs on Greek highway:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7767860/Army-of-frogs-closes-Greek-highway.html
And the DC earthquake!
So it's not just at my house.
Although my house is now looking like the epicenter of the apocalypse: Discovered last night, a HUGE wasps nest between rafters and drywall in erstwhile East Wing Sanctuary may now be added to the list!
I can hear the little buggers having a rave in the wall. Ew. At least they're still contained within the wall until I can get some professional help - for them, not me!
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