List One: Five Things I Love About Me (This was much harder than I thought it would be; maybe that's a key to my sudden contraction.)
1. I am strong. I can push, pull, and lift more now than ever before. My muscles thank me everyday.
2. I am selfish. Understanding and acting in my self-interest is a requirement for my happiness, and damn it, I’m usually excellent at it.
3. I am demanding. I insist that my people are also selfish; I have no desire, nor inclination to have to guess at motivations.
4. I am just. I do not suffer fools lightly; most importantly, myself (another key?).
5. I am dance-y. Whenever, wherever the mood strikes, I’ll shake it, whatever it may be.
For those of you uninterested in the Five Things lists, skip ahead to Saturday. I plan to post one a day this week.