1. Replicate: Seriously, have you seen my older daughter? Not head size or height, but her face and – sadly for her – the legs?
2. Heal: No more pinched nerve; no more SNAP! in the back; no more subconjuncitval hemorrhage.
3. Man push-ups: 34. IN A ROW!
4. Man pull-ups: One +, but nuff said.
5. Odd motions: Cartwheels, backbends, cobra, handstands, the “I’m Bernadette”, Janet Jackson’s patented head move, squat for 5 minutes.