1. If you don’t want anyone, including the postman, to see you in your pink zebra jammies after noon, don’t wear your pink zebra jammies after noon.
2. Not all shoebox-sized parcels contain bombs or books.
3. All the wishing in the world won’t get you the shoes you want, but having a selfish husband whose optional values often track your own (and who knows your European shoe size), may.
Say “Hello, Lover!” (using your best Carrie Bradshaw voice) to my new left shoe.
I’m saving the right one and “the walking lessons” for tomorrow.